How to Prepare for a Terrorist Attack



Duct TapeTerrorist Attack Preparation List:

  • 3 gallons of water per person, check.
  • 3 days worth of food, check.
  • Plastic sheeting, check.
  • Duct tape, check.
  • Can opener, check.
  • Blankets, check.
  • Flashlights, radio, batteries, check.
  • Kiss yer ass goodbye.

On a serious note:

The officials said they believe the al Qaeda terrorist network is particularly targeting New York and Washington.

I’ll blog it live if I’m still alive and with power/internet 🙂